I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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