U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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