Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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