I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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