this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
someone owes me an orgasm
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
my poor anus
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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