yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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