love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
