can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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