The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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