she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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