nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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