k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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