question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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