thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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