doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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