we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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