she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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