Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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