I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
be right there i have to get my cape
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You can make out without kissing
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