hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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