3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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