so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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