ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You're like the curious george of whores
Blood and glitter go together right?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
