Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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