Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
