Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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