i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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