What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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