She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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