No I am not eating basil off your cock
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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