I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
