Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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