Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
