its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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