Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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