Nicole vs. Life
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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