Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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