For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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