no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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