Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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