The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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