Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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