do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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