I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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