i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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