Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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