i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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