He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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