New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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