i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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